I was walking along a hallway today as normal, when suddenly I felt the urge to sneeze. I raised my arm up to cover the lower half of my face, as is only proper. But then I passed a few people- and suddenly the urge subsided without a trace. I'm usually a chain sneezer, but this time I didn't sneeze even once.
What could be the cause behind this unusual occurrence? Naturally my first thoughts point towards occult means. Could one of the people I passed have extended a sorcerous probe into my head and remotely snuffed out my urge to sneeze? Perhaps it was all of them, casting some unspoken ritual. How considerate of them.
Now I'm really thinking. By logical extension, would the reverse also be possible? Could you just sort of...reach into someone and give them the urge to sneeze? The ramifications are terrifying, biological warfare will never be the same.
Arrgh the flies are back
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