Sunny is no delight and never talks

Now, you know that I'm not someone who'd spread vicious rumors and gossip about others behind their backs. I heard chweris does that though, he's a mean one.
However I am going to make snide remarks about someone Else's blog in this post, so hold on to your liver because I'm going to do some drunk science.

Oh wow, am I not talking what I preach? Or not practicing what I type? Or whatever it was?
In my dream, I am the typocrite. It's me. And the Aimless man comes over for a little...ONE ON ONE. 

I only barely understand the reference myself.

And that was roughly how it went down. I don't know if Don Chindle was there though.

 So the blog is called "Sunny Talks Alot" but since the first post in March 26th, there has been very little in the way of talking, let alone enough to justify the use of the non-existent word Alot. Even worse, as soon as another post was made, the first one was deleted. That's like erasing the TRUTH! You can't deny that you wrote that, however ridiculous it was. I don't even think it was that ridiculous, and if that's what Sunny calls ridiculous, then the current post is ridiculous too!

Well that was pretty mean, I'm all out of mean steam right now, so I guess I'll cut it short here. Wait, what sort of euphemism is mean steam? What am I cutting short? 
THEY'RE EATING HER!!! AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Alright, I'm done for real.