Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Hegoki Sea Archeans

"I get kind of irritated by people who flirt with me just cos I happen to play games and that I am female" 
"Oh man. Wanna go...grab some coffee?....TOGETHER??" --me

HE'S BACK LENTILS AND GERMS, HE'S BACK.

FELLAS!  SHAQ ATTACK!
PINK WARD! 
CHRONIC ARTHRITIS
TRUESHOT ICON REUSAGE

I am referring, of course, to F-
NYYYYYYYYYYYYARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

For six long months these fields have lain fallow. 
A barren wasteland, devoid of substance, devoid of CULTURE, devoid of LIFE!! 
But now, armed with the divine gift of Myrial Clairvoyance, YOUR SAVIOR RETURNS!

You thought me gone, lost to the sands of time. Well I can tell you firsthand, the sand is an illusion! There is only the ruined bubbles of slain overfiends.
My bloggy reign continues with the wise lessons learned from the Pronouncement of Two Skies.

Now that we've gotten that overogre with, let's start things off with a review of that new summer blockbuster, that kinda came out before summer actually started but whatever. Here are my thoughts on Vindicators - Short-sold Interval of the Final Module:
 
"GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED!!!" --Ultron 
"The most versatile substance on the planet, and what do they make with it? A frisbee." --Ryan 'Morello' Scott
"There was only one thing missing from Black Widow's life - love."  --James Raynor

"It's all ogre now" --Shrek

Also I probably said this before but on the off chance you nooblords actually remember that stupid crap, The Collection and Leaguemans series will be discontinued until further notice. Which will probably be the next time I remember to tell you that its NEVVA GONNA HAPPEN. ayy lmao

Much has changed in the intervening months. But rest assured, there's one universal constant you can always rely on: WAAGH!

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