A duality of faunic consumption

Hehe boi. We out of order now.

I may tolerate the existence of dumblr now, but that doesn't mean I'll take after them in everything they do. There will be no reblogs or straight repostings, no sir, here at Baffleton's Chungerbus we are 100% OC, baby!

"There will be no reblogs or straight repostings, no sir, here at Baffleton's Chungerbus we are 100% OC, baby!" -- me

On that note, I've noticed quite a conflict in naming here. Is this blog called One Winged Baphomet or Baffleton's Chungerbus? 

Oh. Who cares, right? What an inane question to ask myself and my proud captive audience.

"I've been literally trolled" -- a friend, after seeing this

This textual fragment was sitting in the queue since I left this brogu last July. For the remainder of this post I'll discuss some of the pop kulture of 2015. First up, the movies!

Cage of Ultron: The Nick of Time demonstrates his truly expansive acting range in this tour de force of a film, in which he plays an entire ensemble of extraordinary gentleman all on his lonesome. You just can't miss his epic Face/Off against Doctor Daniel Jackson mark 1. I give it four stars.

"Some of these images are...questionable" --b0ss

Pant-Man: A mild manner accountant (played by Dave Chappelle) has trouble "getting it up", so he does what any normal man in his position would do: he asks a mad scientist to invent a super suit to continually inject enhancement drugs into his bloodstream. The stimulation leaves him constantly out of breath, hence the moniker. I give it five inches.

This is a real movie. Unfortunately.

The Hustler: In this remake of the classic 1970s film, Matt Damon plays the character of Eliot Spencer, a hitman with a dark and mysterious past. He dances a dangerous tango with the dark underworld of Tokyo, encountering hookers, gangsters, and....League of Legends. *shudder* I give it two starchips, so it doesn't get kicked out of Duelist Kingdom.

The Chobit - Do Androids have Wet Dreams?: Technically this was first released in December 2014 and stretched into 2015, but just wait til you see the next couple entriesit'ss awwright. Anyway, this 2 hour slogfest did not have enough Cumberbitch and definitely not enough EXTREME BARREL RIDING. In fact, there was no barrel riding at all. I rate it absolutely de-de-de-sgusting.

Void Conflict - Stay Woke fam: AHAHAHAHHA HE'S JUST AN EDGY EMO KID AHAHAHAHAHA DADE IS KILL!!
Seriously though, the weberintz is already oversaturated with reviews and comments on this overrated NES-era trash so I'll leave the majority of mine as an exercise to your imagination. The ending definitely delivered though. I remember watching that scene and thinking, "this is where I would end the movie if I wanted to kick the viewers' jimmies into maximum overrustle", and you know what? IT DID. Bravo Abrams

And of course, who could forget the one and only, THE PLANE SCENE, by Bravo Nolan?
As the great masterpiece of our time, it gets the highest possible score, 4U.
 
I'll be covering the music of 2015 in my next post, because just getting this far took way too long.


Hey, you know what's really cancerous now? Vine. It's like the outdated septic tank for "black twitter".