August Disgust

Man, I haven't had much motivation to post this month. I guess I've gradually lumped blogging into the "boring work/chores to procrastinate on" category in my mind's eye. 

Have you experienced a great lack of motivation lately? Fear not, for I have a solution. 
 

Do not be alarmed. This is actually a depiction of what the solution will do to your worst enemy.

To do this, you will need:

• About 50 vials full of assorted prescription drugs, including caffeine pills, 5 hour energy, Advair, Viagra, Prevacid, and Tums.
• The complete season 5 of Stargate Universe
• Genuine hair from the nose of Lebron James

It shouldn't take too long to acquire these items. I'll wait.

Just kidding, time waits for no one. 
I'm not time but I certainly subscribe to the same philosophy.

Now that you have gathered these commodities around you, it's time for the physio portion of this exercise. Begin by hunching over and crooking your eyebrows. Take a deep breath and proceed to snort as if you were the fiercest animal(with a nose) that you can imagine. Continue snorting for 2 minutes. Do not stop halfway, no matter who is looking at you strangely.

For the finishing touch, we will use the popular slogan of a well known explosives manufacturer, "Jast Do it" by Spikey. Think about it exclaiming it as loudly as you can.
Think as long and hard as you want, because there's no such thing as being too prepared.

 Ready? Alright, let's go through it together....

JAASST DOOO EEET 

DOOO EEET

DOOO EEET

DOO EET

DOO EET 

Is that your final answer?